Arise, and take up thy _________ and ______ Luke 5:24 • But that ye may know that the Son of man hath power upon earth to forgive sins, (he said unto the sick of the palsy,) I say unto thee, Arise, and take up thy couch, and go into thine house. All quotes from KJV Cambridge 1611 Version ie Not a modernization issue Ask them….. • ”How many times did peter deny Jesus before the cock crowed”? (Answer = 3) • “How many times did the cock crow once peter had denied Jesus?” (Correct Answer = 1 Mandela effected answer = 2) Mark 14:30 And Jesus saith unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this day, even in this night, before the cock crow twice, thou shalt deny me thrice. Luke 22:34 & John 13:38 say that the cock crowed 1x) Judge not _______ ye be judged Matthew 7:1 “Judge not, that ye be not judged.” (Should be “lest”) NOTE: All translations….”not one mention of Judge not, lest ye be judged” The ______ also shall dwell with the lamb Isaiah 11:6 The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them. The lion will lay down with the lamb does not appear in any translation My people __________for lack of knowledge • Hoses 4:6 • My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge. Because you have rejected knowledge, I also will reject you from being priest for Me; (Should be perish) • No translations say “perish” No man putteth new wine into old ______ • Matthew 9:17 • Neither do men put new wine into old bottles: else the bottles break, and the wine runneth out, and the bottles perish: but they put new wine into new bottles, and both are preserved. Should be wineskins Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except a ______of wheat fall into the ground and die • John 12:24 • Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone: but if it die, it bringeth forth much fruit. (Should be grain of wheat) There came unto him a woman having an alabaster box of very precious ointment, and poured it ___________ • Math 26:7 • There came unto him a woman having an alabaster box of very precious ointment, and poured it on his head, as he sat at meat. Should be feet (Baby Moses) But when she could hide him no longer, she got a ___________ for him and coated it with __________ • Exodus 2:3 • And when she could not longer hide him, she took for him an ark of bulrushes, and daubed it with slime and with pitch, and put the child therein; and she laid it in the flags by the river's brink. Should be basket, pitch, reeds, river’s edge I indeed baptize you with water; but one mightier than I cometh, the latchet of whose ________ I am not worthy to unloose • Luke 3:16. • John answered, saying unto them all, I indeed baptize you with water; but one mightier than I cometh, the latchet of whose shoes I am not worthy to unloose: he shall baptize you with the Holy Ghost and with fire: Should be sandals VULGAIRTY…PERVERSION BLASPHEME…BIZARRO But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and ________ • Luke 19:27 • “But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. Should be show them before me How many times the bible use the term pisseth against a wall ANSWER 6 1st Samuel 25:22, 1st Samuel 25:30, 1st Kings 16:11, 1st Kings 14:10, 1st Kings 21:21 2nd Kings 9:8 How many times does the bible mention unicorns ANSWER 9 Numbers 23:22, Numbers 24:8, Deuteronomy 33:17, Job 39:9, Job 39:10, Psalms 22 20, Psalms 29:6, Psalms 92:10, Isaiah 34:7 Does the KJV bible mention men eating their own dung and drinking their own piss? Isaiah 36:12 But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you? Nursing Fathers? Num 11:12 Have I conceived all this people? have I begotten them, that thou shouldest say unto me, Carry them in thy bosom, as a nursing father beareth the sucking child, unto the land which thou swarest unto their fathers? Isaiha 60:16 Thou shalt also suck the milk of the Gentiles, and shalt suck the breast of kings: and thou shalt know that I the LORD am thy Saviour and thy Redeemer, the mighty One of Jacob. Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Isiah 27:12 NAS And it shall come to pass in that day, that Jehovah will beat off his fruit from the flood of the River unto the brook of Egypt; and ye shall be gathered one by one, O ye children of Israel. There shall be two men in a ________ • Luke 17:34 • I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left. Two women will be grinding grain together: One will be taken and the other left. Should be two men in a field In your understanding…is there any passage in the bible that even remotely suggests that there are anything like female angels? Zechariah 5:9. Then lifted I up mine eyes, and looked, and, behold, there came out two women, and the wind was in their wings; for they had wings like the wings of a stork: and they lifted up the ephah between the earth and the heaven. Does God condone sin? Hos 4:14 I will not punish your daughters when they commit whoredom, nor your spouses when they commit adultery: for themselves are separated with whores, and they sacrifice with harlots: therefore the people that doth not understand shall fall. 2 Cor 11:8 I robbed other churches taking wages of them to do you service Prov 26 10 The great God that formed all things both rewardeth the fool, and rewardeth transgressors. 2 cor 11:4 For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him Is it your understanding that the KJV is filled with punctuation, spelling and grammatical errors…. pretty much on every page? EXAMPLE James 3:12 Can the fig tree, my brethren, bear olive berries? either a vine, figs? so can no fountain both yield salt water and fresh. Oh that’s just that quirky KJV….that’s why I never read it Other books written in KJ language are not replete with punctuation & grammatical error Grammatically correct al the way through BIBLE QUESTIONS Did Jesus pray for infants? • Luke 18:15 • And they brought unto him also infants, that he would touch them: but when his disciples saw it, they rebuked them. Did Jesus Baptize? • John 3:22 • After these things Jesus and His disciples came into the land of Judea, and there He remained with them and baptized. People with Huge Names • Num 33:46 Almondiblathaim. • Num 33:16 Kibrothhattaavah. • Josh 18:24 Chepharhaammonai, • Judges 3:8 Chushanrishathaim • 1 Sam 1:1 Ramathaimzophim • 1 Sam 23:28 Selahammahlekoth • 2 Sam 2:16 Helkathhazzurim, • 2 Kgs 15:29 Abelbethmaachah • 2 Kgs 20:12 Berodachbaladan • Ezra 4:9 Apharsathchites • Isa 8:1 Mahershalalhashbaz. • Isa 39:1 Merodachbaladan Was Daniel a president? • Dan 6:2 • And over these three presidents; of whom Daniel was first: that the princes might give accounts unto them, and the king should have no damage. Does the word “Easter” appear in the NT? • Acts 12:4 • And when he had apprehended him, he put him in prison, and delivered him to four quaternions of soldiers to keep him; intending after Easter to bring him forth to the people. Should be Passover....Easter = Ishtar = Babylon= demon worship Did God ever give permission to sacrifice reptiles to himself Thou shall bring the spotless …..”Turtle”??? • Leviticus 12:6:8 • And when the days of her purifying are fulfilled, for a son, or for a daughter, she shall bring a lamb of the first year for a burnt offering, and a young pigeon, or a turtledove, for a sin offering, unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, unto the priest: Who shall offer it before the LORD, and make an atonement for her; and she shall be cleansed from the issue of her blood. This is the law for her that hath born a male or a female. (8) And if she be not able to bring a lamb, then she shall bring two turtles, or two young pigeons; the one for the burnt offering, and the other for a sin offering: and the priest shall make an atonement for her, and she shall be clean. Does the term Holy of holies appear in your KJV bible (Answer no) “Holy of holies” does not exist in the KJV bible anywhere And thou shalt put the mercy seat upon the ark of the testimony in the ______________ • Exodus 26 34 • And thou shalt put the mercy seat upon the ark of the testimony in the most holy place. • Hebrews 10:19 • Therefore, brethren, having boldness to enter the Holiest by the blood of Jesus, by a new and living way which He consecrated for us, through the veil, that is, His flesh • Hebrews 9:7-8 • But into the second part the high priest went alone once a year, not without blood, which he offered for himself and for the people's sins committed in ignorance; the Holy Spirit indicating this, that the way into the Holiest of All was not yet made manifest while the first tabernacle was still standing. Here are all of the passages that supposedly refer to the Holy of Holies….none of them say it…..Exodus 26:33,34; Leviticus 16:2, 16, 17, 20, 23, 27, 33; I Kings 6:16, 7:50, 8:6; I Chronicles 6:49; 2 Chronicles 3:8, 10, 4:22, 5:7; Psalm 28:2; Ezekial 41:21, 45:3; Hebrews 9:1, 8, 12, 25, 10:19, 13:11. Who cut samsons hair? • Judges 16:19 • And she made him sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head; and she began to afflict him, and his strength went from him Not Delilah Is Jesus a thing? • Luke 1:35 • The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God. Was Abraham married to Hagar? • Genesis 16:3 • And Sarai Abram's wife took Hagar her maid the Egyptian, after Abram had dwelt ten years in the land of Canaan, and gave her to her husband Abram to be his wife. Was Adam married to Eve Gen 2:25 And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed. What is John The Baptist’s Last Name? • Luke 7:20 • When the men were come unto him, they said, John Baptist hath sent us unto thee Did Jesus ride into Jerusalem on two donkeys? • Math 21:1 • And brought the ass, and the colt, and put on them their clothes, and they set him thereon. Did Peter eve run around naked? • John 21:7 • Therefore that disciple whom Jesus loved saith unto Peter, It is the Lord. Now when Simon Peter heard that it was the Lord, he girt his fisher's coat unto him, (for he was naked,) and did cast himself into the sea. MORE BIBLE QUIZ For when I am weak, then _______strong. 2 Corinthians 12:10 • Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses for Christ's sake: for when I am weak, then am I strong. Should ne He is strong For where two or __________ are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them. • Math 18 20..... • For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them. Should be two or more Luke 19:23 Wherefore then gavest not thou my money into the _______ Wherefore then gavest not thou my money into the bank, that at my coming I might have required mine own with usury? (Should be treasury) And it came to pass, that after three days they found him in the temple, sitting in the midst of the ________ • Luke 2:46 • And it came to pass, that after three days they found him in the temple, sitting in the midst of the doctors…. (Should be Pharisees) In that day, he which shall be on the housetop, and his ______ in the house let him not come down • Luke 17:31… • In that day, he which shall be upon the housetop, and his stuff in the house, let him not come down to take it away: and he that is in the field, let him likewise not return back. (Should be belongings) But he that heareth, and doeth not, is like a man that without a foundation built an house upon the ________; against which the ______did beat vehemently • Luke 6:49 • But he that heareth, and doeth not, is like a man that without a foundation built an house upon the earth; against which the stream did beat vehemently, and immediately it fell; and the ruin of that house was great. Should be sand and waves And ______ cast down his rod before Pharaoh • Exodus 7:10 • And Moses and Aaron went in unto Pharaoh, and they did so as the LORD had commanded: and Aaron cast down his rod before Pharaoh, and before his servants, and it became a serpent. Should be Moses cast down his rod For __________will pass through the land of Egypt on that night, and will strike all the firstborn in the land of Egypt • Exodus 12:12 • For I will pass through the land of Egypt on that night, and will strike all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, both man and beast; and against all the gods of Egypt I will execute judgment: I am the LORD. Should be death angel And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled __________ with him until the breaking of the day. • Genesis 32:24 • And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day. Should be wrestled with the angel “Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed by thy Name. They kingdom come, thy will be done ____ earth • Matthew 6 9-13 • Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen • Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed by thy Name. They kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread and forgive our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us, and lead us not unto temptation but deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom, and the power and the glory forever.” And the gospel must first be _______ among all nations • Mark 13:10 • And the gospel must first be published among all nations. (Should be preached) He first findeth his own brother Simon, and saith unto him, We have found the ___________, • John 1:41 • He first findeth his own brother Simon, and saith unto him, We have found the Messias, Should be Messiah That whosoever believeth in him _______ not perish, but have eternal life. • John 3:16 • That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life. Should be shall Your descendants will be like the ____________ • Gen 28:14 • And thy seed shall be as the dust of the earth, and thou shalt spread abroad to the west, and to the east, and to the north, and to the south: and in thee and in thy seed shall all the families of the earth be blessed. • Dust of earth vs Sands of sea. • Families of the earth vs nations of the Earth After these things Jesus walked in Galilee: for he would not walk in _______ • John 7:1 • After these things Jesus walked in Galilee: for he would not walk in Jewry, because the Jews sought to kill him. ________ for nothing, but in everything by prayer and supplication, • Phil 4:6. • Be careful for nothing; but in every thing by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God. Other translations say anxious but I don’t read other translations Should be anxious • Exodus 12:23 • For the _________will pass through to smite the Egyptians; and when he seeth the blood upon the lintel, and on the two side posts, the LORD will pass over the door, and will not suffer the destroyer to come in unto your houses to smite you. For the LORD will pass through to strike the Egyptians; but when He sees the blood on the lintel and on the two doorposts, the LORD will pass over the door and will not allow the destroyer to come in to your houses to strike you. Should be death angel But whoso looketh into the perfect law of liberty, and continueth therein, he being not a forgetful hearer, but a doer of the _____________ • James 1:25 • But whoso looketh into the perfect law of liberty, and continueth therein, he being not a forgetful hearer, but a doer of the work, this man shall be blessed in his deed. Should be word And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall _______ you free • John 8:32….. • And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. Should be set And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are ___________ • Romans 8:28 • And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. Should be called • Wakeuporelse on Youtube • Email me at pleasewakeuporelse@gmail.com